My friends arm wrestle to see who gets my employee store passes.

I have so many pairs of Nikes that I have to rotate them to ensure equitable turf time for all.

I like it when people ask me where I work. I love it when they turn green with envy after I answer…

I have a swoosh tattoo or own at least one piece of swoosh jewelry.

I get about 3,512 emails each year from acquaintances of acquaintances asking how they can find a job at Nike.

Watching 15 seconds of ESPN is one giant affirmation that I work for the best brand in the universe.

I have a swoosh license plate cover.

Sometimes I walk onto campus and think, “I work at the coolest place on earth!”

The theme of my cube décor is Nike memorabilia, which I’ve painstakingly collected over the years…and I have it all inventoried so keep your paws off.

I see Nike making contributions to our community and environment and I am proud of where I work.